Liberty Championship Match

[Maximilian Price (Co-Owner)]

Diego Garcia vs Van Gorgeous vs Davey Jones vs Masato Nakamura vs Mark Force vs Cyrus Ferrari vs Pat Gordon Jr. vs Desmond Kelly 

The eight of you please RP here. 

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Joel Garcia is standing by.

Joel Garcia: AWF my guest at this time is one of the eight men that will be competing for the AWF Liberty Title this Friday Night of Freedoom. Here is Diego Garcia. 

Oye Como Va by Tito Puente begins to play as Diego walks into the shot and stands next to Joel.

Joel Garcia: Thanks for agreeing to come out here for this interview Diego. 

Diego Garcia: No prob. I mean it's the least I could do for my primo. 

Joel Garcia: Man we agreed not to say anything about that. 

Diego Garcia: Come on man we are familia whether you want to admit it or not. 

Joel Garcia: It's not that. I just don't want people to think you got a spot here in AWF because of me. 

Diego Garcia: Let haters think what they want. 

Joel Garcia: Lets get back to why are really here. This Friday you are in the eight man match to crown the first AWF Liberty Champion. In that match it will be Van Gorgeous, Davey Jones, Masato Nakamura, Mark Force, Cyrus Ferrari, Pat Gordon Jr., Desmond Kelly, and yourself. What is your mind set going into the match? 

Diego Garcia: My mind set is the same that it always is. That mind set is destroy anyone and anything. I have to win this match so I can get what I want and that is money. Last week I beat Qiuntrell Cox to get me here this week I beat the so called best of the best right now in the AWF to become the first AWF Liberty Champion. The other AWF superstars in this match do not have my heart of my will to win. But don't get me wrong I am not above doing what ever I have to to get the victory. This Friday I show people who Diego Garcia is. See you then boys.

Diego walks out of the cameras view.

Joel Garcia: There goes my primo the next AWF Liberty Champion.

[Mark Force]

“The Man Who Would Be King” 

Part 1 

The scene is Friday Night Freedom shortly after Mark is declared the winner over Apollo King. The camera is forced to pan away from the ring to focus on the announcers before they sign off. The viewers at home missed a sweaty Mark Force retching in the ring. Unfortunately, the people in attendance did *not* miss the scene. Children cried for their mommies, women dried up….it was a bad scene. The ref tries to pull Mark to his feet, but, Mark is too tired to move.



Ref : Dude. Congrats and all...but you gotta get your fat ass up.



MF : If...say that….I’ll eat you...bring me some nachos.



Ref : You can have some nachos once you get to the back. Get up. Apollo King is already in the locker room.



1 Hour Later



Mark wouldnt, nay, couldn’t move. The EMTs were called, but, they couldn’t lift the disgusting slob, either. Backup was called in from DC Medical, and exactly 73 minutes after the show went off the air, Mark was put on a stretcher and removed from the ring. The ring crew was pissed. John Eldridge, a ring crew member for 17 years, was planning on taking his estranged son out for a late dinner. He was forced to cancel...just like he had to cancel all the Christmasses, birthdays, etc for the last 17 years of little Johnny’s life. Mr Eldridge would never forgive Mark.



Another hour later



Mark is limping around an empty locker room. The AWF attorney who tried to bribe him barges into the room.



MF : Hey look. Its the AWF attorney that tried to bribe me.



AWF Attorney that tried to bribe Mark : You’re stupid, yknow? Theres no way you’re gonna be around here long enough to make $10,000. I gave you an out….and call me Hub.



MF : Hub? Your name sucks, bro. It’s okay though, you’re still handso....



Hub : I’ve officially been designated as your “handler” now. Ugh. The big guys in big suits don’t want you to ruin the AWF with some stupid stunts. No beating up women, children, fast food employees. You’d better be on your best behavior.



MF : We can still make out though, right?



Mark reaches for Hub’s beautiful face.



Hub : Your fingers smell like sausages...and ass...What the hell, bro?



MF : Gimme some nachos, wrangler boy. I gotta prepare for next weeks title match.



Hub : Yeah, about that. You faced ONE guy and they needed 4 EMTs to remove you from the ring. You’re facing 7 other guys next week...I bet that 10 grand I offered is sounding great right now, huh?



MF : You may be pretty, but you sure are a whiny bastard. Sure, I may have been a *little* gassed after tonight. This week, Ill train a bit harder...maybe do a sit up or two. I’ll slowly cultivate this belly into a sight to behold.



Hub : Lets go. Ill drive you to your hotel. Here’s a gun in case you want to kill yourself.



MF : C’mon Cena. Lets go.



Mark picks up the John Cena Brawlin Buddy. THey head back to the hotel and Mark sleeps, literally, for 2 days straight. When he finally arises from his slumber, hunger overtakes his soul. He spends the 20$ bill in a nearby vending machine.



MF : Aw shit! Cena, they got Honey Buns!



Cena : Yo dawg, I loves me some honey buns!



Mark and Cena tear into the Honey Buns. Hub shows up a few minutes later.



Hub : How you liking this shitty hotel? I figured you’d sleep terribly, and thus perform terribly on Friday. If you get demolished, which by all accounts you should...I can have you out of this federation for good.



MF : Dude, you saw my apartment. This shit’s an upgrade.



Hub looks around. Stained disgusting carpet...rusty pipes hanging from the ceiling...roaches having dirty roach-sex everywhere...it was absolutely, mind-bogglingly dirty here...but he was right. This place was better than his apartment.



Hub : I …. I guess youre right. The point still stands...last week was a fluke. You’re done this week. For sure. There’s no way you make it past Friday. Your heart will give up on you, or the AWF brass will.



MF : Say what you will, Hub. I think I heard some people cheering for me last week. I don’t think getting rid of me will be as easy as you think. The fans loved my old school ring work.



Hub : Oh, I know. That’s why I scheduled you an interview with AWF TV. The fans will see your shitty living conditions, and even shittier personality.



KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK



Hub : Speak of the devil



The cameraman sets up outside (much to the chagrin of Hub). After some prep work, Mark sits down to answer a few questions.



Cameraman : 8-Man Liberty Championship match. What does this match mean to you...a guy who has been out of the scene for awhile.



MF : It means a whole helluva lot. I’m a grandpa to some of the young cats in the locker room. I have a chance to show these guys that grandpa still has “it”. I don’t need nifty high-flying moves...I just need whats up here (points to head). Oh shit. And John Cena. I need John Cena.



Cena : Thanks, dawg.



Cameraman : Im going to name your opponents...you’re going to give me the first thought that comes to your mind… Diego Garcia.



MF : Penis.



Cameraman : Van Gorgeous.



MF : Gorgeous penis.



Cameraman : Davey Jones



MF : Pirate Penis.



Cameraman : Masato Nakamura ..



MF : Asian penis.



Cameraman : Cyrus Ferrari .



MF : Heart-break penis.



Cameraman : Pat Gordon and Desmond Kelly.



MF : Nachos.


Awkward silence ensues…



MF : 2 penises.





Fin.

[Devil Of The Deep Davey Jones]

We cut to backstage and Aaliyah Jewel is talking with her producer who is standing out of frame.



Aaliyah: "Why do I need to be the one to interview him? He's a freak!"



Producer: "You drew the shortest straw!"



Davey Jones enters the room and the lights flicker. He comes in towering over Aaliyah who holds her microphone up and is shaking profusely.



Aaliyah: "D-dd-Davey Jones.. Y-you're wrestling in an 8 m-man match for the Liberty Championship... W-what do you think of your opponents? Sstarting with Diego Garcia?"



Davey Adjusts his belt and leans down to speak into Aaliyah's microphone.



Davey: "Many a time I have sailed down to the murky waters of Mexico. And while Diego Garcia presents himself as a very powerful individual, I have no concerns over scallywag rats such as be his kind are superstitious lot and he will bow before me or he will drown."



Aaliyah: "Wh-at about Desmond Kelly?"



Davey: "Correct me if I'm wrong, Aaliyah. But don't the myths say that tiny little Irish men have a pot of gold? I will sail down what ever dark rainbow and take whatever pathetic Treasure Desmond Kelly has."



Aaliyah: "Pat Gordon Jr.? H-he seems to be a technical marvel."



Davey: "While Pat Gordon may have a lineage and might be an excellent practitioner of the martial grappling arts. Nothing he can do can prepare him for the power of an entire ocean. Say yer prayers and take one final breath before your everlasting plunge, Pat Gordon!"



Aaliyah: "What are y-your thoughts on Cyrus Ferrari?"



Davey: "Many a time I have met a fellow privateer who fancied himself on the same level that Cyrus Ferrari fancies himself. They are all indistinguishable, muttering, Lily-livered, landlubbers who crack like a dry seashell any time the slightest bit of actual pressure is applied. How then can he survive under thousands of pounds of pressure? His insecurity will be an anchor around his waist."



Aaliyah: "Masato Nakamura has been a grreat international talent so f-far in AWF."



Davey: "The orient was always good to me. So were it's women." *Smiles a smile with many a black tooth.* But all the mysticism that Japan can conjure up cannot defeat the reality that the Devil of the Deep as in store Masato Nakamura. Ye wear a mask, Masato, for Hell knows what reason. Yet if anyone should wear a mask it should be me. Don't you agree, Aaliyah?"



Davey strokes Aaliyah's cheek and she gulps, looking like she might begin to cry.



Davey: "Yet you, Masato, will be staring into this face and it will be not a magical trick like your mist. But a real nightmare."



Aaliyah: "M-Mark Force?"



Davey: "Even in the Golden age of piracy, there were those who would not hang up their boots. And their first mates had to cut them down. Mark Force, consider all seven men in this fight your crew. Tonight there will be a mutiny. And if you're lucky, you will walk the plank. But if you're not so lucky, I will take full pleasure in keel-hauling you!"



Aaliyah: "And last, Van Gorgeous..."



Davey: "At last. The seventh sea that I will sail. It seems as though Pirates are no longer the epitome of disgust and depravity. Never in my entire life and afterlife did I ever expect to see one more depraved than I. And yet, here you are Van Gorgeous. However, disgust and depravity are all you have. Perhaps when I have enjoyed toying with your bloated diseased form, I will give yer wenches a good home."



Aaliyah: "Any final thoughts?"



Davey: "Tonight seven seas will roar against me, but Marietta's bronze choker is mine! I will reclaim it! And I will raise the Jolly Roger in victory! The Devil of the Deep will be the last one standing. Ye each have received the black spot.. Dead men tell no tales."



The lights go out and we hear Aaliyah scream. When they come back on, Aaliyah is standing alone, pale as a sheet and shuddering in fear.

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We go back stage to where Betty Lee is standing by. 

Betty Lee: Ladies and gentlemen please welcome from The Land of The Rising Sun. Masato Nakamura. 

As always Nakamura is in his mask and is carrying a Japanese Flag. 

Masato Nakamura: Lets get this over with I have more important things to do.

Betty Lee: Well!!!! Can you be even more rude than you are right now?

Masato Nakamura: Yes I can. Would you like to see?

Betty Lee: No I would not. Last week before your match with Mike Savior you seemed to have a little problem. Any thing to say about it?

Masato Nakamura: Before I address that I would like to say that I did what I said I would do and that is beat Mike Savior. Mike you were supposed to be this big deal and turned out to be a big bust. Now for my little problem named Gerik Maroda. You may have been trained by some of the so called best wrestlers ever to come out of Japan but none of them are me. I am truly the best Japanese wrestler ever. None of those bums have anything on me. You want to mess with me pal? Then fine I will start to mess back. You have no idea what your dealing with. Unlike those fools that trained you I don't care what I do or who I do it to. 

Betty Lee: So I guess Gerik Maroda will have some hell to pay as the old saying goes?

Masato Nakamura: Yes he will and he will never see it coming. I have things to do. No more questions. No more interview. 

Nakamura walks away as we fade out.

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We open up in the lavish locker room of AWF superstar Cyrus Ferrari. Cyrus is laying on a table getting a full body massage by two gorgeous women. One is massaging his lower body while the other is massaging his upper body. Cyrus notices the camera and ask the ladies to stop so he can sit up. He only has a towel around his waist. 

Cyrus Ferrari: Oh Come on in. Welcome to the finest locker room money can buy. With a name like Ferrari money is no object and I get what I want. Just remember I can buy each an everyone of you everyday of the week and twice on Sunday. When you grow up with a silver spoon in your mouth like I did you see life in a different view. 

One of the lovely ladies brings him a tall glass of iced tea. 

Cyrus Ferrari: Thank you Cammi. Does this have lemon in it like I like it.

Cammi: Yes Mr. Ferrari it does. Just the way you like it. 

Cyrus takes a long drink of it as Cammi walks away. 

Cyrus Ferrari: Now back to what I was saying. My view on life is very simple what I want I get. If I don't get it then I buy it. It's just that simple. The other seven AWF superstars in the match for the AWF Liberty Title have nothing on me. They don't have my good looks, my God given wrestling ability or all my money. Now people say money can't buy you happiness but who ever said that had to be someone that has never had any money. Money is also said to be the root of all evil but once again someone who never had money had to have said this. 

They other lovely lady walks in.

Jill: Mr. Ferrari what would like to have for lunch today sir?

Cyrus Ferrari: Why don't you surprise me today Jill since I am in such a great mood. And if you do a good job I will have a nice surprise for you later. 

Jill: Oh!!! Mr. Ferrari. lunch shall be ready in about an hour or so sir. 

Jill walks out of the room and once again Cyrus is by himself. 

Cyrus Ferrari: Well since I have to get ready to have my massage finished and get ready to eat my wonderful lunch let me say this. Diego Garcia you claim to be form Houston, Texas but we both know your really from Mexico pal. If you get in my way this week I will have you deported back there like that. Van Gorgeous you get in my way and I will make sure your little freaks become my freaks. Hope you understand or are you two busy thinking with the wrong head to get it? Davey Jones you will never get my treasures all you will get is a one way trip to the gallows. Masato Nakamura say yourself so pain and go back to Japan or I will call in a few favors of some not so great people. Mark Force you use to be someone but now your a joke and I don't have time for jokes.

Cyrus pause for a second to take another drink of his iced tea.

Cyrus Ferrari: Desmond Kelly go back to Ireland and live a happy life beating people up like most Irish men do. Now for Pat Gordon Jr. who thinks he is so great because his daddy was a half ass wrestler from back in the day. My father was never a wrestler but God have given me more talent then all other wrestlers who have ever stepped foot into a ring. It's not my fault. You will all bow down to the man that is Cyrus Ferrari. Now get out. 

fade out

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"Irish Wolf" Desmond Kelly is all by himself.

D.Kelly: Last week I had the honor of teaming up with Pat Gordon Jr. and getting the huge tag team victory over the KGB. Pat it was my honor and if you ever need a tag team partner in the future I am there man friend. Me make one hell of a team and I think if we really wanted to we could become the AWF tag team champs. That was last week now on to this week. 

This week I will be in the ring with seven other superstars in a winner takes the AWF Liberty Championship. I will win that match and I will become the AWF Liberty Championship. I am sure you are asking yourself right now what makes him so sure he will win? It's this simple people I am Irish and the Irish love to fight. I will fight and claw my way to the top of the AWF. The Liberty Championship is the first step to doing that very thing. 

So Diego, Van, Davey, Masato, Mark, Cyrus and my new friend Pat get ready for and Irish beat down brought to you by yours truly the "Irish Wolf" Desmond Kelly. See you soon boys.

[Van Gorgeous]

Liberating The Ladies!


The Swingers Ballroom (camera zooms in on “The Gorgeous One” himself)


Van: Hello AWF ladies. As you can see I have a title belt around my waist here called the “Vanity Belt, the title you get for vainest man in the world.

Van: I won it because I look good , smell good, screw good , and dammit I am good at everything I do. Hmm! Hmm! Hmmm!

Van: Certainly more than good enough to be the AWF Liberty Champion. Isn't that right Ladies?

Van's Assistants: Right Van Baby!

Van: You know girls, when I think of the word Liberty, It reminds me of how I Liberated all of you from your repressive former lives, and bought you all into the freedom of Hedonistic Pleasure. I have freed many women from their repressive and oppressive husbands and boyfriends. I have Liberated ladies the night before their weddings when I appeared at their Bachelorette parties, and I have liberated women from grief at the funerals of their loved ones.

Van: So who is better qualified to be the Liberty Champion than yours truly?

Van: Is it Diego Garcia who arrived here in AWF through nepotism?

Van: Is it Davey Jones? Truth is Davey is a guy I kind of like, but when it comes to “Booty,” not even a Pirate can outdo “The Gorgeous One.” Pun Intended. Hmm! Hmm! Hmmm!

Van: Let's see maybe it's Masato Nakamura. The Man from the Land of the Rising Sun. Well he may have the advantage in this match considering he was raised to socialize with groups of eight or more people. Hmm! Hmm! Hmmm! Look it up people, learn about other cultures.

Van: What about the man who is called Mark Force? Maybe he should change his first name to “By” and that will describe how he gets women. Hmm! Hmm! Hmmm! So much for the “King of Old School,” or rather the “King of Old Toothless Skanks.” ….......on second thought toothless skanks have their plus side. Just kidding. Hmmm! Hmmm! Hmmm!

Van: Cyrus Ferrari sounds like a nice name for a Gay Porn Star, but hey who am I to judge another person’s sexuality? Just kidding folks. He has all of those women around for just what he said: “Money,” that’s right he buys them all. You see Cyrus, you will never have my ladies. Just like you will never have the Liberty Belt. Cyrus there are men in the world who are “bigger” than you and your looking at one of the biggest of them all. Me and my ladies have a special bond with each other known as “Van Monstrous.”

(Van's Assistants all kneel down and massage his crouch)

Trudy: Mmmmmmm! It's all sooooo good Van baby!

Van: Hahaha! So Cyrus keep dreaming and keep writing those expensive checks to your ladies, because it's all about skill and never about the money. Because remember that I am that damn good. Hmmm! Hmmm! Hmmm!

Van: So let's see maybe the "The Instant Legend" Pat Gordon, Jr could be worthy of this belt. Too bad he will be known as “The Instant Douche,” when I drop a Pearl Necklace on his lame ass.

Van: Finally onto “The Irish Bitch” Desmond Kelly. Enjoy the Guinness I sent you and by the way I love it when your mom and sister call me Vanny O'Gorgeous. Hmm! Hmmm! Hmmm!

Van: Well as you can see none of these men are worthy of such a prestigious title as the Liberty Belt. I am the only one that can properly represent that belt, and at Friday Night Freedom I will place that belt around my waist just like this belt. Then I'll do some serious Liberating the all night long right here in the Swingers Ballroom. Hmmm! Hmmm! Hmmmm!


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