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Post by Maximilian Price (Co-Owner) on Feb 9, 2014 20:30:12 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Feb 16, 2014 17:54:55 GMT -5
*The camera pans backstage, where Chris Roberts is set to interview Bryce Justice*
Chris Roberts: At this time ladies and gentlemen, please welcome, the AWF's long arm of the law, Bryce Justice.
*Bryce towers over Chris, staring at him intensely. Chris looks nervous and uncomfortable*
Chris Roberts: Mr. Justice, this Friday you will make your long awaited debut at the AWF Arena in Washington DC. How excited are you for this opportunity?
Bryce Justice: Washington DC, the capital of the morally corrupt. You see Chris, there isn't a more perfect place for my mission of justice to begin. Since the beginning of time, weak people like you have become victims of society while the unwashed masses of the morally inept thrive. As I look around the AWF, I see the same problem I see in Washington DC...a lack of justice.
Chris Roberts: With that being said, would you consider yourself a champion of the people?
Bryce Justice: The people? The people are the sheep being led by the wolves, wolves like Stabler and Price. The people are lining the pockets of these mental midgets, while sycophants like you placate our audience. I am here for one reason, and one reason only...to save the morally bankrupt AWF from the bane of its own existence.
Chris Roberts: With all due respect, I've got to wonder why you believe you're...
Bryce Justice (interrupting, then staring Chris down for a few seconds): Shut up! You see, it doesn't matter what you believe, or what the people believe......because they're weak, they're the sheep. They're too blind to see the danger in front of them. I am everything they aren't, and they need me. I will save the AWF whether they like it or not, and I'm going to start with the king of moral obscurity, Van Gorgeous.
Chris Roberts: This Friday you will have that opportunity, when you go one-on-one with the self-centered second generation superstar himself.
Bryce Justice (Bryce stares intensely into the camera, speaking soft but seriously): <evil laugh> Van, I know you're watching and I want you to listen to me very carefully. Your judgement day is coming. I'm going to cleanse your soul of all that is evil. For you, justice will be swift and harsh. Your final verdict is coming. <evil laugh>
*Camera fades to black*
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Post by Van Gorgeous on Feb 17, 2014 18:11:55 GMT -5
Special Edition AWF House Show
Betty Lee: Alright Ladies and Gentlemen AWF is set to officially launch this Friday with Friday Night Freedom. Tonight is an open house where you the fans will get a preview of the talent we have lined up for you.
Various stars are introduced and talked about and then Betty Lee turns to the crowd and suddenly “Doctor Feel Good,” blares across the arena and out comes Van Gorgeous and his Assistants.
Van is dancing his way down the aisle in front of the ladies, letting them feel his chest up and he issues invites to the after show party. Meanwhile Trudy, Tracy , Tamara, and Delilah all climb into the ring after flashing the crowd and blowing kisses. They then begin to spray down the ring with cologne and sanitizer.
Betty Lee just stands there holding the microphone to her side with a smirk on her face and shaking her head, as she has never seen anything like this in person.
Finally , Van's Assistants signal for him to come into the ring and he does it in his usual fashion. After humping the ropes he stands up, and the girls fix his hair and oil his tanned body all the while Betty Lee is laughing and clapping her hands in the ring. She then approaches Van to question him.
Betty Lee: Well how about a big AWF hello to The Gorgeous One!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Van: Well I see your glad to see me Betty and Van Monstrous (points to his crotch) is glad to see you. Hmm Hmm Hmmm!
Betty Lee: Well okay then. This week you face off against Bryce Justice......who
Van: Who?
Betty Lee: Uh Bryce Justice your opponent this week.
Tamara signals for Trudy to hold up two blue water filled balloons.
Tamara: This guy Van baby ...the one with the extreme case of blue balls.
Van: Oh him ...yes now I remember. The guy who was going to clean up my act right?
Betty Lee: I think he said he was going to “Cleanse your soul.”
Van: Well only guys who don't get laid speak like that. Trudy show us what would happen to Bryce Justice if a woman even brushed by him.
Trudy takes out a small needle and burst both of the balloons and Betty gets wet.
Betty Lee: Oh damn …..I'm freaking soaked!
Van: Absolutely Betty...so unless you want to get soaked by something besides water, you should stay away from Bryce Justice.
Van: Now I understand that Bryce Justice is this hardcore guy who says he will save AWF, and he in his mind he thinks he is doing everyone a favor. But this guy is no different than opponents I face in real life.
Van: Opponents like Porn Censorship Committees,angry right winged politicians, and clergy.
Van: But the truth is I am in the “saving business: too. I save marriages by making sure all of you sexually frustrated wives have one of these.
Tracy: Here it is the Van Monstrous lifelike dildo 3.0! A new and improved version of the number one best selling dildo in America. It comes equipped with the ability to download your favorite mp3s, adjustable cotton strap for extra comfort that allows you to wear it to work on those long “Hard,” days, and now it comes equipped with Van's voice.
Delilah: That’s right ladies, now you can hear Van as if he is right there with you as you cum to the height of pleasure. Tonight every female 18 or older will leave with one of these for free!
Van: That right ladies and you husbands and boyfriends don’t be jealous. Be opened minded or you will end up like Bryce Justice and his right hairy palm. Hmm Hmm Hmmm!
Betty Lee: Bryce sounded like he meant business when he talked about you Van.
Van: Business? What do any off you folks know about business? I am a successful Porn Producer and Superstar wrestler. I have money, women, and fame. Bryce Justice is a man who can't do the things I do. He is a man who wishes deep down inside he was me.
Van: So because he can't be me or even someone else. He has decided he will take out his anger on others, and try to ruin their fun and success. Because life hasn't gone well for him the way he wants it to, or the way he thinks it should go, he has made himself the “Self Appointed Moral Authority” here in AWF. Well I got a real “Boner (Spear)” for you this week Bryce, and it ain’t from no sheep as you referred to the rest of the roster.
Van: Funny you mentioned sheep , because I heard that when you walk by sheep they all scream Daaaaad, Daaaad. Hmm Hmm Hmmm!
Betty Lee: Well there you have it from Van Gorgeous himself. Enjoy the show everyone, I'm going to towel myself off.
Van: I can help you with that. Hmm Hmm Hmmm!
Betty smiles as they all leave the ring and head to the back.
Van (whispers in Tamara's ear): Did you send the message I asked to Skullcrusher?
Tamara: Yes I did Van baby. Uh why did you want to contact him anyways?
Van: Better to ask him to be on our side then to be against him. You remember what he did to our house in Cleveland?
Tamara: Gotcha!
Van: Betty wait up, don’t walk too fast!
Scene ends
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