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Post by Mark Force on Mar 28, 2014 9:30:20 GMT -5
I had initially meant for this to be an RP for the match...but it looks like I missed the deadline. So, I cut out some jokes to recycle for later RPs, shortened it up a bit...changed the context. Blah blah. You get the idea.
TRUTV released the following video to youtube.
“WARNING. The following was considered to be too emotionally jarring for our viewers during “Happy as a King”’s normal timeslot. We have decided to release this video exclusively to youtube. Viewer discretion is advised”
Mark Force : Skullcrusher. I saw your little video where you tried to claim that none of your opponents would suffer through scorpion attacks to become world champ. Well, uh...you’re wrong. Today I have with me a doctor *He points to Zach Braff*
Zach Braff : Uhh...Im just an actor dude, I only played a doctor on Scrubs..
Mark Force : Shut up JD! I also asked a scorpion expert to come along, Ben Holland. Ben runs the website scorpsweep.com. Ben has brought along 10 black scorpions...ready to attack my precious face. Ben, tell the folks at home about our friend, the black scorpion, here.
Ben Holland : Sure! Well, the black scorpion is an animal of the order Scorpiones within the class Arachnida. All known species possess venom…
Mark Force : Boring! Lets just get to the part where these 10 bastards just do weird things to my face/mouth. Kinda like my personal life, eh doc?
Zach Braff : Im Zach Braff, dude. Im not a doctor, but I hear what you’re saying. *He gives Mark a high-five*
Mark walks over to the aquarium full of scorpions. He peeks inside.
Mark screams like a girl, and pushes the aquarium over. It lands on the scorpion experts foot, and shatters. The little bastards attack Ben, and fuck his day up. One scorpion lunges at Mark. Yes, scorpions can lunge. Duh. Anywho, the scorpion lunges...but smashes into the Liberty Championship belt Mark is *still* wearing around his waist.
Mark Force : Help him, doc!
Zach Braff takes off running the opposite way.
Mark Force : Oh, man. This is bad. What do I do? Yo, cameraguy...you got any ideas?
Cameraguy : No way man, but, I think he’s like….gonna die unless we do something
Mark Force : Oh shit! I got it!
Mark whips out his penis and starts to pee on the scorpions.
Mark Force : I saw this on Friends once. It works.
Cameraguy : Dude, thats for jellyfish stings!
Mark Force : Oh, right.
Mark continues to pee. The cameraguy glares at him.
Mark Force : What? I cant just cut it off mid-stream.
Ben Holland starts to convulse.
The scene fades
[8 hours later]
We open to Mark sitting at Ben’s hospital bed.
Mark Force : Hey buddy. It’s me. Your favorite wrestler. I just want you to know that on Sunday...at WreslteCade, I will get revenge on Skullcrusher. This was all his fault. I’m dedicating the match to you, Ben. I’m not gonna win, because, I promised Davey I’d help him get the World Title. But, second place is still cool, right? Right. I’m dedicating my second-place finish to you Ben. Now get some rest little angel.
Mark bends down and kisses Ben’s forehead.
