LOCAL GYM
MARCH 22, 2014
12:31 PM
Christy Champion walks is already in the middle of a ring at a local, un-named gym in her words 'for her own safety it remains un-named' because locals will flood the place if they knew she was there.
AWF cameramen are filming the only female star of the AWF from multiple angles. She is seated on a chair in the middle of the ring. She's already dressed in her ring gear.
Christy Champion: "So Cyrus Ferrari decided to FI-NA-LLY respond I see. I was starting to wonder what kept you from talking earlier I mean we all know that the thing you're best at is running your mouth. Its obvious with that 260 pound body that you don't go RUNNING or exercise often.
Do you really expect me to buy into this whole, lavish living, pool side sipping tea act that you've been putting on? Lets keep it real Cyrus, you know that your precious $20,000 dollars is in danger at Wrestlecade. You know that the AWF hasn't seen ANYONE like me since putting on its first show. And quite frankly, you're not ready for me.
You talk about R-E-S-P-E-C-T but you have yet to show me any. You went the generic road and decided to attack me on my gender, which is pretty much what I expected from someone like you. You're all talk Cyrus. You don't respect me because I'm a woman in a 'man's sport'. You think I'd be better suited to be one of those women that is by your pool wearing next to nothing and bringing you iced tea, right?"
Christy stands up out of the chair and folds it and slides it out of the ring and begins walking around the ring slowly. She grabs each top rope on all 4 corners of the ring, sliding her hand across them gently.
Christy Champion: "This ring? Its home to me. I don't run away from it like you did at the last show. I walk into it, fearlessly, no matter the circumstances. I had that idiot loser Buck James at my side and I still marched to the ring like I knew I'd win, because I knew I would. I never count myself out of a fight, and why would I?"
She smiles arrogantly
Christy Champion: "I've never had my beautiful shoulders pinned to the mat yet in the AWF. I've never tapped my precious hands and I never will. And I'll be damned if I let someone that weighs twice as much as me beat me to the top of a pole for some cash.
The fact is Cyrus, I'm better than you in every way. Not only am I faster than you, I'm definitely smarter than you. I'm more charismatic which means those fans? They're gonna be on my side at Wrestlecade even if I don't want them to be. But most importantly, I don't run. I don't shy away from a match especially when there's a prize like the one in our match.
You might be bigger than me, but trust me, I can handle myself."
Just then the door to the gym opens and we get a close up of Christy who's eyes have gone wide in shock and the camera slowly pans to a man walking towards the ring. The man is big, looks to be around Cyrus' size and has a white t-shirt on that has 'Cyrus Ferrari' scribbled on it in black marker.
As the camera cuts back to Christy, she has a smile on her face. She sarcastically cries out.
Christy Champion: "Ohhhh noooo! Its Cyrus Ferrari. I should be running away right now, right?"
Fake Cyrus Ferrari: "You don't belong in a MAN'S ring!"
The obviously fake Cyrus Ferrari steps into the ring and steps toe to toe with Christy and he towers over her but Christy has a smile on her face the entire time. The smile quickly disappears when the fake Cyrus lifts her up by the throat with 2 hands and sends her flying back to the mat.
Christy clutches her back as the camera's are still rolling from every angle to get every bit of action. The fake Cyrus picks Christy up by the hair and whips her into the rope and she comes back with a spinning kick that rocks the fake Cyrus and sends him stumbling back onto the ropes.
Christy uses this time to run towards him and hit a dropkick which sends the bigger wrestler over the top rope and to the floor.
Christy couldn't be more proud of herself in the ring as she has the biggest smile you've ever seen on her face and she sits down in the middle of the ring laughing and pointing at the wrestler on the outside who is having a hard time getting back up.
She motions to one of the cameramen to go in her purse and he does and slides something into the ring. She picks up her lip gloss and begins applying it as the man slowly sides back into the ring. Christy stands up with her lip gloss and kicks the man in the gut and as he bends over she hits a DDT and looks at the camera.
Christy Champion: "THIS is what you have to look forward to Cyrus!"
Christy grabs the Fake Cyrus' legs and locks him in the Champion Lock and the man begins tapping immediately. Christy keeps the hold locked in for over 20 seconds after he has tapped, punishing him more before finally breaking the hold.
Once she breaks it, she turns him back over onto his back and RIPS at the Cyrus Ferrari shirt tearing it.
She picks her lipgloss back up off of the mat.
Christy Champion: "At Wrestlecade Cyrus things are gonna get serious. The time for joking is over. The time for the expensive tea, the insults, the talking is over. But since you wanna whine and act like a girl...I'm gonna make you my BITCH!"
Christy starts putting lipgloss all over the fake Cyrus' mouth sloppily and the man portraying Cyrus can't do anything about it. Christy has a smile on her face as she starts putting the gloss over his cheeks and nose and then throws the lip gloss down.
Christy Champion: "That's you Cyrus. That's exactly what I'm gonna do to you at Wrestlecade. I'm gonna make you tap out and then I'm gonna climb that pole, grab the money and win the match. And when the match ends, I'm not gonna stop. I'm gonna come to you're limp body and I'm gonna smear lipstick all over those ugly, chapped, cracked lips. And then I'm gonna put eye shadow on you to cover up the black eyes I'm gonna leave you with.
Fact is Cyrus, there can only be one winner at Wrestlecade and its gonna be me. You are NOTHING compared to me.
This match is going to show the entire world that I should rightfully have been in a championship match at the Pay Per View and after this match, I'll earn my shot. Cyrus you are nothing more than a stepping stone. The 20,000 gives me a lavish, relaxing spa day. Or a shopping spree but the victory over you gives me the credibility that I need here in the AWF.
I guess I should be thanking you for this match. You're doing more for me than Buck James could have ever done. You're definitely doing more for me than Elix Michaels did. Whether I like you or not, you were one of the first 3 signings of the AWF and that's impressive. Even more impressive when I beat you, walk away with the cash and leave you knocked out on the mat with makeup all over you.
I really hope you think twice before you EVER say anything negative about me again Cyrus. Because after Wrestlecade all of your tough talk is gonna come back to bite you in the butt.
Wrestlecade is the night Christy Champion becomes a household name. Like it....
...or not."
Christy slides out of the ring and walks over to one of the cameramen and kisses the lens as it fades to black.