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Post by Damon Stabler (Owner) on Mar 8, 2014 8:42:41 GMT -5
You four RP here.
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Post by Apollo King on Mar 8, 2014 20:38:41 GMT -5
(Apollo King is at the AWF Headquarters taking care of a few particulars with his contract when Andre Bling takes notice to him and stops him for a few words)
Andre Bling - First off Apollo how do you feel about your tag team partner?
Apollo King - I have no issues with Diego Garcia. He's a tough ass dude.
Andre Bling - Fair enough. So how do you feel about your opponents?
Apollo King - Well First theirs Pierce Larkin, this guy is a total fuck tard if you ask me. I mean hell if the AWF had a midgets division wouldn't he qualify?
Andre Bling - Yeah I have to admit he's tiny as hell.
Apollo King - Heard his women says the same thing.
Andre Bling - Oh damn. Anyway, Skullcrusher is his tag team partner. Thoughts?
Apollo King - Nope not really.
Andre Bling - This man is a convicted murderer, and has been banned from many wrestling companies.
Apollo King - Skullcrusher is nothing more then an over-sized reject. He's a lost little boy in an over sized body. He so called countless violent actions are nothing more then a call for help. Instead of getting help he's tossed in jail which does nothing for him. Skullcrusher lacks discipline, he lacks true talent in the squared circle. That combined with little fuck tard as his partner, and Diego as mine, a win is all but automatic.
Andre Bling - OK I can see what you're saying. Well for sake of argument assume you guys do win. Who would you like to face in the quarterfinals?
Apollo King - Well the options are a couple Russians, or Piers Smith and that racist piece of shit Blake Porter. So I'd have to say Smith & Porter.
Andre Bling - Yeah I bet you'd love to get your hands on Porter.
Apollo King - Right. The fool has never tossed any words at me directly, but he's attacked my entire race. And eventually, regardless The Cartel will get dealt with.
Andre Bling - I hope so. I sure hope so. Well the other have of your bracket has the Varsity Club taking on AWF newcomers The Suffering as well as Christy Champion and Buck James taking on the team of Pat Gordon and Desmond Kelly. Of those four teams who do you think you'd see in the Semi-Finals if you and Diego make it that far?
Apollo King - For sure not the Varsity Club, and Buck James has been discussing quitting. So that leaves me with The Suffering who from what I heard at Freedom have a successful background in other promotions. Well to bad for them that's the past. This is now and this is the AWF. Kelly & Gordon already have a victory as a team here in the AWF and from watching back that match I'd have to admit they did very well. So my money would be on them.
Andre Bling - How do you feel you and Diego match up with them?
Apollo King - I'd say very well. Diego even though he's 1-2 in the AWF is a bad ass dude. He's highly talented and can be a major threat in the AWF. So with that being said I like our chances.
Andre Bling - So if you don't mind, who do you think will come out of the other half of the tournament?
Apollo King - Even with a bye, Michaels and Savior will be eliminated in Rd 2. Nakamura & Maroda these cats will end up destroying each other before all is said and done. Same can be said for Davey I think I'm a pirate Jones and Mark shits and piss Force. Ferrari is screwed he's got a racist as a partner, same can be said for Hells Bouncer. so who does that leave me with?
Andre Bling - Quintrell Cox & Bryce Justice as well as JC Smovve & Van Gorgeous.
Apollo laughs
Apollo King -Shit brother who knows. Cox is like a little boy, I mean look at his face he looks 16. Justice has no clue what this business is all about. Van Gorgeous I feel is a gay actor who got fired from the business and resorted to wrestling to cop a feel. And JC Smovve lets the Cartel treat him like a bitch. Damn, I'm done.
Andre Bling - Well thanks for your time.
Apollo King - No problem.
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Post by Pierce Larkin on Mar 8, 2014 21:56:28 GMT -5
*The camera fades into Pierce Larkin, sitting at a table in the middle of a restaurant similar to Chuck E. Cheese. He downs the soda on the table in front of him, before biting into a piece of Cheese Pizza. He smirks at the camera.*
"Pizza's close to crap, but the games are the best part." *He finishes his slice and stands up, making his way over towards the arcade. He slips a money into a machine labeled "Saints of Rage". He grins as the game starts, without withdrawing his attention from the flashing lights before him, he cuts a promo.* "Okay, listen up old man, you call me an effing tard? A short one at that? So what? This tard has more skill in his little tiny baby fingers, than you in your entire body. Now, I could just ramble on for a long time about how dumb you are, or about how you remind me of one of my favorite Saints, but no. Skullcrusher, if you're really calling for help, then the Luve Doctor is here to save you, we're going to get in that ring and put both Mr King, and Hernandez Lite, down for a three count." *He turns to the camera, a level completed screen in front of him. He grins at the camera.* "And after that? Maybe I'll take you out for Pizza." *The video fades to black, before fading into a game over screen.*
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Post by Pierce Larkin on Mar 9, 2014 19:59:32 GMT -5
Hours after Pierce's first "Promo" for the tag team tournament, the airwaves were graced with what he called "The Larkin Hour". *The camera pans into a TV studio, with an obvious cookie cutter effect between the two on stage. On the right, Pierce Larkin decked out in his zoot suit, on the left? Pierce Larkin in his zoot suit... But with a Skullcrusher mask.* "All right, Skull Crusher. Tonight, we're gonna talk some more about our little part in the tag team tournament." 'Skull Crusher' nods, his voice running through a terrible Darth Vader filter. "Yeah, I'm looking forward to crushing some skulls." Pierce reaches out. "Now, Skully. You know we talked about this." SC takes a deep breath, then sighs. "But seriously, we've got Sargent Slaughter and Mr Snogomovich, versus Mr Kahismah and The Trombone!" Pierce raises an eyebrow. "Trombone?" SC turns to him, a smile under his mask. "Yeah man, when the ladies play him, he just goes in and out, in and out..." He repeats those words for a few seconds, before shaking his head. "Oh, sorry. Got in the zone there." Pierce chuckles. "All right, you think we can beat them?" SC laughs. "I can break the Trombone, Snogmovich? Maybe. Slaughter is gonna put me on my rump a few times, I'm sure, and Charisma? He may be Peppy, but he's just a Slippy little Toad." Pierce grins. "What about the others?" SC starts counting the other contenders on his fingers. "The Foreign exchange students, VS Jay-Z and Blondie? We can take em, You hit em with the Flapjack, I'll bring the butter." Pierce reaches over and poorly high fives his cookie cutter clone. "We also got, Mark Force, and the Undead Pirate." Pierce suddenly looks scared. "Dude, they've got John Cena with them." SC huffs. "Cena can't handle us, HE CAN'T SEE US. Besides, they're facing off against Mr Lamborghini, and Lucius Malfoy." Pierce chuckled nervously. "Look man, I still don't want to mess with the Undead Captain." SC shrugs. "Whatever floats your Float." Pierce sighs. "Now you're making me hungry." SC howls. "Speaking of hungry, we got us a juicy little number, named CC, tagging with Cotton Eyed Buck James!" Pierce begins sweating. "Oh, Christy Champion? Who're they-?" SC slams a fist into his seat. "They're facing the Luck O' The Irish!" Pierce sighs in relief. "The Varsity Club, and the Suffering?" SC scratches his... Mask chin? "I went to the Varsity once, their hotdogs and Chocolate ice aren't that bad. And I don't exactly think Fire Ant, or Soldier Ant are anything special." Pierce nods approvingly. "Yeah, their hotdogs are pretty boss. Piers Smith and Porter, VS the KGB?" "Joke about boats, piers, crashing, ETC. And Thing 1 and Thing 2? Meh, I've seen scarier." Pierce chuckles. "Dr. Suess... Such a classic." SC trails off. "What about Savior and Mr. Ego?" Pierce shrugs. "I dunno, a no show-er, and a food critic? I doubt the results of their match will be TOUGH TO SWALLOW." A laugh track plays, Pierce stands from his seat and bows to the crowd. SC joins in the applause, music plays (SNL Closing theme www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPAeCZZstK4) as the applause grows louder and louder. SC jumps from his seat and yanks off his mask, to reveal... Pierce. The Two Pierces hug each other, and clap each other on the back. "Oh man, this is gonna be good!" He turns to the camera. "For real, Skull Crusher. After we win those tag belts, I'll have you on this show, and we'll finally go to Disney World like you've always wanted!" He howls and kicks over his chair. As the crowd's applause gets louder and louder, the screen fades to black.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 13, 2014 19:55:14 GMT -5
We hear Skullcrusher's voice but can't see him in the dark.
Skullcrusher: This friday night is the AWF tag team tournament that night I am going to do something that no one will see coming and no one will ever understand. Why you say because I can for I am Skullcrusher.
Skullcrusher starts to laugh in his very evil way and then he is just gone as we fade out.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 13, 2014 20:18:49 GMT -5
Chris Roberts: Please welcome my guest at this time Diego Garcia.
Diego Garcia: What up homes?
Chris Roberts: I was wondering if you would like to talk about the AWF Tag Team Tournament?
Diego Garcia: Hell yeah I would love to talk about the tag team tournament.
Chris Roberts: Ok in the first round you and Apollo king face Skullcrusher and Pierce Larkin.
Diego Garcia: First off Pierce Larkin is a boy in a mans world. Skullcruhser is a twisted freak that needs to be taught a lesson Mexican Style.
Chris Roberts: In the second round you could face either the KGB or Piers Smith & Blake Porter.
Diego Garcia: The KGB need to go back to mother Russia and learn that the cold world is over and that no one cares about Russia anymore. Piers Smith is a tough guy by England standards but he is not Garcia and King tough. Blake Porter is a racist S.O.B. who myself and Apollo hope we can get a hold off.
Chris Roberts: If you make it to the semi finals you could face either Pat Gordon Jr. & Desmond Kelly or Christy Champion & Buck James or the Varsity Club 2014 or The Suffering.
Diego Garcia: Any of those teams could win but I only want to meet The Suffering, Those vatos come in here thinking they are all that. Well boys think again.
Chris Roberts: What about Nakamura & Maroda or Cox & Justice or Gorgeous & Smovve or Rigss & Bouncer or Force & Jones or Ferrari & Fuller. All could be good teams but I want either Riggs and Bouncer or Ferrari & Fuller?
Diego Garcia: Apollo and myself want Riggs and Bouncer or Ferrari and Fuller we can get our hand on those other racist pieces of crap. When it's all said and done we will be the AWF Tag Team Champs and the Cartel will be gone. Mark my word. It will happen. Later homes.
the scene fades out.
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