Post by Maximilian Price (Co-Owner) on Feb 21, 2014 21:29:29 GMT -5
Gabby Belle: The Following contest is set for one fall. Introducing first hailing from Columbus, Ohio weighing in at 285 pounds. Van Gorgeous.
"Doctor Feel Good" by Motley Crue plays and Van Gorgeous makes his usual flamboyant
entrance complete with his assistants, cologne, sanitizer, and the works. The males in the crowd
boo loudly for Van, but can't help cheer for his assistants, and the ladies vice-versa
Suddenly, Doctor Feel Good is cut off by "Death Grip" performed by George Gabriel. Bryce
Justice appears on stage and is universally booed by almost everyone in the crowd. He makes
his way to the ring and when he arrives, the bell rings, and Bryce bumrushes Van Gorgeous!
John Waylon: "And right out of the gate, Bryce just comes out wailing!"
Daryl Flynn: "Just wanting to say your name, John?"
John Waylon: "What?"
Bryce Justice pounds on Van Gorgeous' back multiple times, clubbing Van's back with bone-
shaking blows. Bryce pulls Van upright and hits a side-slam backbreaker, followed by punches
to the head. Referee Robbie Sanchez admonishes Bryce.
Daryl Flynn: "Aw, come on! I never understood why punches were illegal!"
Pappy Woods: "This is a good ol' wrestling match, Daryl! Not a fight!"
Bryce, feeling frustrated by the referee telling him to slow down, grabs Van by the locks and
lifts him up. He grabs Van in a bear hug, squeezes hard three times, and chucks Van back
overhead with a suplex and covers. He simply gets a one count.
John Waylon: "Bryce came out swinging, but it's going to take a lot more to put away AWF's resident
porn-superstar!"
Pappy Woods: "While I'm generally not a fan of the way Bryce goes about his politics, I have to admit,
I'm enjoying seeing him beat like a rented mule!"
Bryce hoists Van to his feat once again, and picks him up over his shoulder. Tamara jumps on
the ring apron and begins to yell at the referee. The referee turns his back and begins to ask
Tamara nicely to get off the apron. Meanwhile, Van slips down Bryce's back and gets handful of
Bryce's man-parts... And he is not gentle. The crowd reacts in Bryce's pain.
Daryl Flynn: "Yeah! Now that's how you wrestle! Grab a man's nads!"
Pappy Woods: "Puh-lease, Daryl! A real man wouldn't need to take shortcuts like that!"
Van stands up and plays to the crowd, He takes his hand over to one of his assistants and calls
her close pointing to his hand. She smiles and comes close, but suddenly gets rolled up by
Bryce! 1-2 And a kickout!
John Waylon: "Van almost lost it right there!"
Daryl Flynn: "Come on man! Focus! There will be plenty of hanky panky time later!"
Van stands up Bryce stays down, still reeling from the low blow. Van kicks him a few times, and
drops a few elbows. He lifts Bryce up and signals for the Pearl necklace, his assistants get the
necklace ready, but just as they do, Bryce slips out and goozles Van!
Daryl Flynn: "OH NO!"
Pappy Woods: "HERE WE GO!"
Bryce lifts Van up but Van grabs Bryce's hair with his long arms. On the way down, Bryce loses
his grip and Van follows through with a Mirror Breaker Facebuster! Van puts the full weight of
his leg right on top of Bryce's crotch while the referee counts 1-2-3!!!
Gabby Belle: "Here is your winner... VAN GORGEOUS!!!"
Pappy Woods: “What a match we just saw right there.”
John Waylon: “I would have to agree with you on that one.”
Daryl Flynn: “Yeah that match was ok.”
"Doctor Feel Good" by Motley Crue plays and Van Gorgeous makes his usual flamboyant
entrance complete with his assistants, cologne, sanitizer, and the works. The males in the crowd
boo loudly for Van, but can't help cheer for his assistants, and the ladies vice-versa
Suddenly, Doctor Feel Good is cut off by "Death Grip" performed by George Gabriel. Bryce
Justice appears on stage and is universally booed by almost everyone in the crowd. He makes
his way to the ring and when he arrives, the bell rings, and Bryce bumrushes Van Gorgeous!
John Waylon: "And right out of the gate, Bryce just comes out wailing!"
Daryl Flynn: "Just wanting to say your name, John?"
John Waylon: "What?"
Bryce Justice pounds on Van Gorgeous' back multiple times, clubbing Van's back with bone-
shaking blows. Bryce pulls Van upright and hits a side-slam backbreaker, followed by punches
to the head. Referee Robbie Sanchez admonishes Bryce.
Daryl Flynn: "Aw, come on! I never understood why punches were illegal!"
Pappy Woods: "This is a good ol' wrestling match, Daryl! Not a fight!"
Bryce, feeling frustrated by the referee telling him to slow down, grabs Van by the locks and
lifts him up. He grabs Van in a bear hug, squeezes hard three times, and chucks Van back
overhead with a suplex and covers. He simply gets a one count.
John Waylon: "Bryce came out swinging, but it's going to take a lot more to put away AWF's resident
porn-superstar!"
Pappy Woods: "While I'm generally not a fan of the way Bryce goes about his politics, I have to admit,
I'm enjoying seeing him beat like a rented mule!"
Bryce hoists Van to his feat once again, and picks him up over his shoulder. Tamara jumps on
the ring apron and begins to yell at the referee. The referee turns his back and begins to ask
Tamara nicely to get off the apron. Meanwhile, Van slips down Bryce's back and gets handful of
Bryce's man-parts... And he is not gentle. The crowd reacts in Bryce's pain.
Daryl Flynn: "Yeah! Now that's how you wrestle! Grab a man's nads!"
Pappy Woods: "Puh-lease, Daryl! A real man wouldn't need to take shortcuts like that!"
Van stands up and plays to the crowd, He takes his hand over to one of his assistants and calls
her close pointing to his hand. She smiles and comes close, but suddenly gets rolled up by
Bryce! 1-2 And a kickout!
John Waylon: "Van almost lost it right there!"
Daryl Flynn: "Come on man! Focus! There will be plenty of hanky panky time later!"
Van stands up Bryce stays down, still reeling from the low blow. Van kicks him a few times, and
drops a few elbows. He lifts Bryce up and signals for the Pearl necklace, his assistants get the
necklace ready, but just as they do, Bryce slips out and goozles Van!
Daryl Flynn: "OH NO!"
Pappy Woods: "HERE WE GO!"
Bryce lifts Van up but Van grabs Bryce's hair with his long arms. On the way down, Bryce loses
his grip and Van follows through with a Mirror Breaker Facebuster! Van puts the full weight of
his leg right on top of Bryce's crotch while the referee counts 1-2-3!!!
Gabby Belle: "Here is your winner... VAN GORGEOUS!!!"
Pappy Woods: “What a match we just saw right there.”
John Waylon: “I would have to agree with you on that one.”
Daryl Flynn: “Yeah that match was ok.”