Post by Maximilian Price (Co-Owner) on Mar 7, 2014 23:08:14 GMT -5
Mark is in the locker room preparing for the upcoming title match. He has donned a pirate Halloween costume he found earlier in the week.
Captain Hungrybuns : Yarrr, I be Captain Hungrybuns. What ye think, Cena?
Cena : Yo dawg, your pirate game is ON POINT.
Captain Hungrybuns : Let us do push ups, lest we not be prepared for the upcoming title match against our best friend, Davey Jones.
Cena : Word. We should bring him some cookies, yo. Pirates love cookies.
Captain Hungrybuns : Damn, Cena. Ye be a fine first mate. ‘Tis with a heavy heart that I tell you, once Davey and I become BFFs...you won’t be first mate anymore. You’ll have to be second mate.
Cena : That hurts, dawg.
Captain Hungrybuns : Worry not, lad. We’ll still hang out.
On a nearby tv, Davey Jones’ promo begins playing.
Captain Hungrybuns : Yay! Cena, it’s our new best friend Davey. I mean...yarrr, this be my best friend, Davey Jones on the picture box.
Captain Hungrybuns watches the promo. Glee soon turns to fear. Fear soon turns to pissing himself. Mark charges out of the dressing room.
MF : Where is he?!?!
AWF Employee : Davey ? He just went around that corner.
MF : AGH!!!!
Mark turns around and runs the other way. A few minutes later he runs into Hub, his handler, and former AWF lawyer. Mark charges Hub, and tries to clothesline him. Hub ducks, and nails Mark with a superkick.
Hub : Calm down. What did I do?
MF : *holding his jaw* You sucker-kicked me.
Hub : …..
MF : I saw the Davey Jones promo. He doesn’t wanna be best friends. I think...I think he’s gonna kill me. This is part of your plan, huh?
Hub : I have no pull around here, Mark. A week ago, Id have loved to see you get murdered by that big-ass pirate. Today, though...we signed that deal with TruTV….dude, we’re gonna make fat stacks of cash.
MF : How can you think of cash at a time like this? Im gonna die!
Hub : Don’t worry, pal. Maybe we can outsmart this pirate. Here’s what we’ll do….
Captain Hungrybuns : Yarrr, I be Captain Hungrybuns. What ye think, Cena?
Cena : Yo dawg, your pirate game is ON POINT.
Captain Hungrybuns : Let us do push ups, lest we not be prepared for the upcoming title match against our best friend, Davey Jones.
Cena : Word. We should bring him some cookies, yo. Pirates love cookies.
Captain Hungrybuns : Damn, Cena. Ye be a fine first mate. ‘Tis with a heavy heart that I tell you, once Davey and I become BFFs...you won’t be first mate anymore. You’ll have to be second mate.
Cena : That hurts, dawg.
Captain Hungrybuns : Worry not, lad. We’ll still hang out.
On a nearby tv, Davey Jones’ promo begins playing.
Captain Hungrybuns : Yay! Cena, it’s our new best friend Davey. I mean...yarrr, this be my best friend, Davey Jones on the picture box.
Captain Hungrybuns watches the promo. Glee soon turns to fear. Fear soon turns to pissing himself. Mark charges out of the dressing room.
MF : Where is he?!?!
AWF Employee : Davey ? He just went around that corner.
MF : AGH!!!!
Mark turns around and runs the other way. A few minutes later he runs into Hub, his handler, and former AWF lawyer. Mark charges Hub, and tries to clothesline him. Hub ducks, and nails Mark with a superkick.
Hub : Calm down. What did I do?
MF : *holding his jaw* You sucker-kicked me.
Hub : …..
MF : I saw the Davey Jones promo. He doesn’t wanna be best friends. I think...I think he’s gonna kill me. This is part of your plan, huh?
Hub : I have no pull around here, Mark. A week ago, Id have loved to see you get murdered by that big-ass pirate. Today, though...we signed that deal with TruTV….dude, we’re gonna make fat stacks of cash.
MF : How can you think of cash at a time like this? Im gonna die!
Hub : Don’t worry, pal. Maybe we can outsmart this pirate. Here’s what we’ll do….