Post by Devil Of The Deep Davey Jones on Mar 19, 2014 18:03:13 GMT -5
*Davey Jones sits at the desk inside his locker room. The walls and floorboards still have the look of a Pirate Captain’s quarters aboard a ship. Davey seems to be writing a note by the light of a candle. The camera slowly pans and looks at him as he begins to speak while writing.*
Davey: “Scorpions, barbed wire, cage, electricity- none of these things mean anything to The Devil of the Deep!”
*Davey dips his quill pen in an inkwell atop the desk and continues.*
“They are simply steps on a treasure map. A map to a trove far more valuable than any of you can possibly imagine... Seven men, seven men will be tested… Or rather... Six will be tested, and one will prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that, that he is far more than any mere mortal man. "
*Davey licks his fingers and turns the page on his letter and continues to write.*
“Mark Force, you are the first one one must address. It seems as though you have decided to come over and join the crew of the Flying Dutchman. I have not fully accepted to you yet but your resiliency may prove useful in this Devil’s Den match. Just know that your captain will be taking the spoils in full in this match, and if you tried to pick up any scraps, I will ship you back to port faster than a British Interceptor…”
*Davey dips his pen in the inkwell again and continues writing.*
“Diego Garcia and Apollo King, you stopped us last week. That was something I did not expect. Mark force and I proved our mettle and it was simply not enough. You have grown strong by who knows what power, but there was only so long that any men can tread water... You will be engulfed and you will both drown…”
*Davey grabs an envelope, but it looks old, worn paper from many-a-year ago. He begins to fold the letter he wrote to fit inside.*
“Van gorgeous, I have harped on your depravity many a time, and yet you still stand, and yet you continually stand. You stand in MY WAY, In the path to my immortality. Van gorgeous, if a man like you held the power that is within the AWF World Championship…”
*Davy takes a moment and turns to the side as if contemplating the consequences of such an act occurring.*
“Let's just say... That I will not let that happen.”
*Davey pours some hot wax from the candle onto a ring on his hand and begins to seal the envelope.*
“Skullcrusher... Our paths have yet to cross here in the AWF. I have seen you tear apart hopeless young grapplers… *Davey Smiles.* I like your style. But all of your opponents were just that, hopeless. Just as you will be in the hands of The Devil of the Deep. "
*Davey holds the letter in one hand and taps it against his other while staring into the camera.*
“Last but not least, one of the trainees of the Orient... Gerik Maroda. Ah, the fire within ye has proved nothing short of spectacular. But you know, and I know that you are simply outclassed. The fire that burns within you will soon be quenched by the salty flood that I, the Spirit of the Ocean, the Devil of the Deep, possess… "
*Davey stands and puts the letter inside his coat.*
“In closing, I did not expect to come this close, this fast, to my ultimate goal. To the greatest treasure that this world has ever seen. I been searching all me life and afterlife, for the gold that rests within the AWF Championship belt... And the one who holds it... In more ways than one, will be immortal... Six men stand in the way. Six men will fall. Six men are dead... And dead men … tell no tales.”
*Davey Jones turns with a flourish of his coat and the candle goes out as we see him open the door to the hallway and stalk out.*
"When the main sails set and the anchor's weighed
Theres no turning back from any course that's laid.
And when greed and villainy sail the sea,
you can bet your boots there'll be treachery.
Dead Men tell no tales." - Davey Jones
Post by Van Gorgeous on Mar 20, 2014 20:52:46 GMT -5
Van Gorgeous stands if front of a camera in the AWF Studio room with a disturbed look on his face:
Van: The Devils Den Match? Really? This match is similar to the one that killed my twin brother Harold in another company , but this one is like ten times worse. I mean my brother deserved to die for trying to assume my identity, but that's beyond the point.
Tamara comes in and begin to wipe Van's forehead with a cool cloth.
Van: Thanks Tamara I needed that. Tamara did you see what happens to the guys that get eliminated?
Tamara: You mean they get their face put into a tank full of scorpions?
Van: YEAH that's right. Now AWF can you imagine this awesome, handsome, sexy face of mine getting stung by scorpions?
Tamara: NO Van Baby!
Van: Me neither let alone having to bleed first like a fat lady on her period. (Frowns at the camera).
Tamara: That's not happening to you Van Baby!
Van: Your damn right Tamara. All of my opponent this weeks will bleed and get stung like a man who doesn't use protection when screwing AIDs infested hookers. Your all going to get burned!!!!!!!!!
Last Edit: Mar 20, 2014 20:53:15 GMT -5 by Van Gorgeous
Post by Gerik Maroda on Mar 21, 2014 21:53:15 GMT -5
The scene is the AWF arena where Gerik Maroda is quietly setting with his legs hanging over the stage watching as dozens of AWF employees work on the massive structure known as the Devils Den.He takes a moment before picking up a video recorder he had laying next to himself on the stage. He then extends the recorder out arms length before cutting it on.
Gerik Maroda: 20 feet high, 15 tons of steel, glass, and chain. Surrounded by flames and filled with every object one man needs to mame another. To win all one needs to do is make his opponents bleed then shove there face into the deadly reach of a black scorpion. The AWF brass refer to this concept as The Devils Den match.
But you see that's wrong. The Devils Den is no match, no its nothing short of pure anarchy. Its as close as one can get to hell without actually going there. Plane and simple the Devils Den will be a Warzone come WrestleCade.
Gerik leaps off the stage and makes his way down to the ring where he slides in and focuses the camera on the massive half completed structure that is to be the Devils Den.
Gerik Maroda: You see I'm well aware I don't have the strength and size of Skullcrusher or Davey Jones. I lack the experience of a Mark Force. I don't have the flash of the tag team champs Apollo King and Diego Garcia. Hell I'm not as good looking as Von Gorgeous. What I am, is a battle tested warrior who refuses to lose.
Gerik places the video recorder on the top turnbuckle and takes a few steps back. He then reaches up to his mask and slowly removes it revealing his face for the first time on camera. He bares two scars one extending from ear to ear crossing the bridge of his nose, the other crosses the same point on his nose but runs diagonally from above his right eye to his left check.
Gerik Maroda: I don't fear pain or hell or pirates or scorpions. Come WrestleCade I will give all of my self for the chance to cement my name into the annuls of the AWF not just by becoming world champion no I want to be the first ever world champion. These scars on my face and body are symbolic of just how far I will go to survive.
So as I said before boys a wars coming and you had best be prepared to sacrifice everything. Because that's what its gonna take to put me down. Even then I'm willing to bet it still won't be enough to stop me from taking my place atop the AWF.
Gerik turns the camera towards the workers who are welding the steel structure together as the camera fades to black.
Last Edit: Mar 21, 2014 23:25:15 GMT -5 by Gerik Maroda
A recent AWF house show in Reseda, California the crowd as been enjoying great AWF action on the road to WrestleCade. So far they have seen great matches between Cyrus Ferrai and "Irish Wolf" Desmond Kelly, JC Smovve and Masato Nakamura, Just then Oye Como Va by Tito Puente begins to play throughout the arena. As the crowd starts to dance and have a good time listening to the music out walks one half of the AWF Tag Team Champions Diego Garcia. Diego has his AWF Tag Team Title draped across his left shoulder as he makes his way to the ring. The crowd boos him even though they are enjoying the music. Diego walks up the steel steps and climbs into the ring.
Diego Garcia: Yo Reseda arriba la raza!!!!
The crowd goes nuts.
Diego Garcia: Well I just wanted to come out here and talk about WrestleCade and the Devils Den Match.
At the moment the America-tron comes on and shows a video of the Devils Den Match. Seven AWF Superstars will have a chance to win the gold. Here's the concept and rules of the match. A round enclosed cage will surround the ring. The structure itself is 20ft high, 40 ft in diameter, weighs over 15 tons. The structure itself is made of steel, glass, and chain! The base of the cage will also be on FIRE!!! Hanging from the top of the cage will be several free swinging chains. These can be used for wrestlers to swing and drop down on their opponents. Locked within the confines of the structure will be chairs, tables, ladders, trash cans, baseball bats, lightbulbs, kendo sticks, sledgehammers, 2 x 4's, brass knuckles, bag of spikes, bag of thumb tacks!!! Also inside this ring you'll find that four aquariums will be placed in each corner, and barbed wire will be used to secure the aquarium into the corner. Inside each aquariums you'll find twelve black scorpions!! Yes each aquarium will contain a dozen scorpions!!! And this match will have elimination rules. Their is only one way to be eliminated. Not by pinfall, Not by countout, Not by DQ! First the wrestler must be bleeding. I don't care if their head is busted wide open, or if their spitting up blood. Then and only then can that man be eliminated. And they way you eliminate someone is.... you must stick their face inside one of these four aquariums, and have their FACE! Not a hand, not a foot, their FACE get stung by one of the black scorpions!! The Ameria-tron fades out as the crowd goes crazy.
Diego Garcia: I have to say vatos that who ever came up with this match is indeed insane. I mean the person who thought this up is one sick bastard. I love it. There is weapons everywhere no DQ and you have to force your opponent to be stung by a scorpion. What's not to love. So all I have to say is Davey Jones, Mark Force, Gerik Maroda, Van Gorgeous, Skullcrusher and even you Apollo King. You're about to be locked up with a 6'2" 285 pissed of Latino and I am not going to stop until I am the new AWF Champion. Get your rest you going to need it. See you later boys.
Diego drops the mic and exits the ring making his way to the back.
We open to an abandoned warehouse at an undisclosed location. Inside this warehouse sits a ring surrounded by a replica of the structure that will be used in the Devils’ Den Match at WrestleCade. We can see several people around the ring that look like doctors or something inside the ring there is two men one who we do not know and the other is AWF superstar Skullcrusher. The camera zooms in to see what is going on.
Skullcrusher: I am and I will do this.
Man: As a doctor I have to say that this could kill you. And that I strongly say no to this.
Skullcrusher: Well as a man that can pay you for your time I say shut the hell up and just do your job.
Woman: Why are you doing this in the first place?
Skullcrusher: I am going to build up a tolerance to the scorpion venom so no matter how many times I get stung I will never pass out of go into fits from the pain and the poison running through my veins.
Woman: But why?
Skullcrusher: It’s very simple I will become the AWF Champion even if it kills me. Now let’s started shall we.
Skullcrusher and the unknown man start to wrestle and compete in a simulated Devil’s Den Match. They go at it for awhile until Skullcrusher allows himself to be shoved face first into the aquariums to get stung by the scorpions. Once his face is in the aquarium the scorpions strike with fury and Skullcrusher goes down in lots of pain and can’t move. The doctors move in to give him the anti venom but he is able to hold up his hand long enough to have to wait.
If they wait any longer Skullcruhser is surely going to die. Finally the step in and start to give him many shots of the anti venom. It takes a very long time for the anti venom to help him but it finally does. Skullcrusher is very weak from what just happen to him but he ask the man to do it again. The man does not want to at first but then he grabs Skullcrusher drags him over to another aquarium and rams his face into it where once again the scorpions attack with fury.
This time it takes a bit longer but not much for the venom to start attacking his system and causing major health risk but once again he makes the doctors wait until the last minute they can wait to give him the anti venom. He takes a long time to recover but not as long as before so his sick plan seems to be working. This scene goes on for hours and every time Skullcrusher takes longer time for the venom to attack his system and less to recover afterwards.
This scene goes on this way as the camera fades out.
It’s been about 15 hours and Skullcrusher is really starting to build up a tolerance to the scorpion venom. But the doctors had to bring him back to life twice because he went into full cardiac arrest because he kept them from helping him longer than they should have. Skullcrusher is looking like the walking dead at this point but seems to be enjoying himself.
Male Doctor: Skullcrusher we have to stop this or you are going to die.
Skulcrusher: We stop when I say we stop and only when I say so.
Female Doctor: Is winning the AWF Championship worth losing your life?
Skullcrusher: You better believe it is. I have been screwed out of titles before but this time I will make sure that without a shadow of a doubt that I am the Champion and no one will ever be able to say different. So let’s keep going.
The man once again grabs Skullcrusher and drags him into a corner and slams his face into another aquarium where he attacked by the scorpions. Skullcrusher falls to the mat but this time there is something different he is only in some pain. The doctors run over to check on him and can’t believe their eyes. The shot him up with smaller amount of anti venom and wait for him to recover. In less time than it took before Skullcrusher is ready to go.
Skullcrusher: Let’s go dam it I am feeling very good right now.
Skullcrusher looks very good and is beating the man who is helping him down. But then he just stops and lets the man shove his face into yet another aquarium where the scorpions attack him again. This time Skullcrusher doesn’t drop to the mat and does not grabs his face in pain. The scorpion venom has no effect on him and the doctors are shocked how fast this sick twisted man has done it.
Male Doctor: You did it I can’t believe it.
Female Doctor: Who did you do this so fast? It should take much longer than this. I can’t believe I just saw all this happen.
Skullcrusher: Docs I told you I would do it and I have. My opponents would have never gone through something like this to be the AWF Champion. I am not the most twisted man in the world for nothing. Apollo King and Diego Garcia need to stick to tag team matches. Van Gorgeous needs to go back to being a porn star. Gerik Maroda needs to go back to facing Masato Nakamura and stay as far away from me as he can. Mark Force should just retire and Davey Jones needs to worry about being 2nd best because compared to me that is all he ever will be.
I have lost my life twice from doing this but the devil brought me back. You will not be able to stop me now. I am going to huet each of you the ram your faces into the aquariums and let my new friends strike you and cause you to be eliminated from the match and maybe from this earth. I can’t be stopped and I will never die for I am Skullcruhser.
The camera fades out as Skullcrusher continues doing what he was doing to make sure he has built up total tolerance to the scorpion venom.
Post by Gerik Maroda on Mar 24, 2014 4:38:14 GMT -5
Its just past midnight on the east coast as Gerik Maroda with a video recorder in hand is standing on a pier next to a massive ancient looking wooden ship with black sails.
Gerik Maroda: What's up Awf fans, its your boy Gerik and right now I'm standing on the pier of the Gangplank Marina in Washington D.C. Next to me is the Flying Dutchman captained by none other then Awf's own Davey Jones. Now I have it on good authority that the good captain is currently in Baltimore, Maryland. How do I know this you might ask well I just left from there less then an hour ago after competing in my match at the Awf house show.
I'm sure many of you are thinking that's great Gerik but what in the world are you doing. My answer to that is simple I'm gonna board Davey's ship and mess with his stuff.
Gerik very stealthily makes his way up the long steep ramp of the Dutchmen keeping the camera focused on the massive ship. As he makes it aboard Gerik begins walking around collecting footage. The ship seems like a gravesite giving off an Erie aura very similar to the one he felt in his tag match with Davey and Force during the tag title tournament a few weeks ago. The surface is scattered with barnacles and seaweed. The sails are tattered and worn . Even the helm which he is standing in front of now is cracked and splintered.
Gerik Maroda: I have to say its a unique pad you got here Davey. Very home like quality feeling to it.
Gerik turns the camera towards himself smiling before placing the camera down so he can begin playing with the ships helm spinning it back and fourth until he accidentally breaks off one of the handles.
Gerik Maroda: Oh shit!
He picked up the broken piece and laid it atop the helm. Gerik then cautiously grabs the camera and begins to make his way to the cabin door.
Gerik Maroda: I'm sure he can fix that no problem, but then again it doesn't look like Davey does much sprucing up around here. Anyways I think its about time I head inside and take a look at The big mans room or as they say in pirate talk his quarters ARRRR!
Gerik pushes open the cabin door and slowly makes his way inside. Its to dark to see so he turns on the night vision on the camera before proceeding down the short hallway leading to a door marked Captains Quarters on the front. He reaches down to grab the knob and is shocked to find its unlocked. So he turns it and opens the door making his way inside.
Gerik Maroda: It appears Davey doesn't bother locking up when he goes out. Which isn't surprising considering this place gives me the willys. Let's see if we can't find some light.
After searching Davey's desk Gerik manages to find an old oil lamp. He struggles for a moment but manages to lite the wick. He then cut off the cameras night vision and begins scouring Davey's desk. It only takes a moment for him to notice something very out of place it appears to be a new unopened letter. That reads on the front "Dear Davey Jones from your BFF for life Mark "Captain Hungry Buns" Force." Gerik just can't resist opening the letter.
Gerik Maroda: Let's see what we have here a card it reads "Forever your besty Mark Force P.S Christy Champions got nothing on me." There's a picture as well. What the hell!!
Inside the card is a very racy pic of one Mark Force wearing a women's dress and a blonde wig capped off with full make up.
Gerik Maroda: Super sexy pirate duo huh. To each there own I guess.
Gerik places the card and picture back into the envelope and places it down on Davey's desk then turns around and nearly drops the camera he's so startled by what he sees. Its a life like manikin of a women inside what appears to be a shrine of sorts. Gerik steps forward and pans the camera over the very odd display.
Gerik Maroda: You know I would expect something fucked up like this from Skullcrusher, but Davey you may just take the prize for Creepiest dude in the Awf. Well then again after that picture Mark Force may have you both beat. Regardless its still messed up. What the hell is wrong with you people.
Gerik shivers as he picks up a jar labeled toe nails and quickly lays it back down. Having officially reached his limit for weirdness in one night gerik puts out the oil lamp and closes up Davey's room before heading out onto the deck of the ship. Here he turns the camera back towards himself and begins to speak.
Gerik Maroda: You know they say its a forgone conclusion come WrestleCade that Davey Jones will walk out the Awf world heavy weight champion. You yourself Davey have just handed your liberty title over to Force because your so sure your gonna win. Hell talk of your future title reign has grown so loud in the back many of the boys are wondering why we are even having the damn match in the first place. They say we should give you the belt and save everybody some time.
I'm here to say fuck that! You won't to be champ Davey that's great. But your gonna have to go through me, and unlike everyone else around here who just want to concede defeat and grovel at the base of your mythical throne. I'm gonna stand toe to toe with you in the center of the ring at WrestleCade and I can promise you won't find an ounce of fear or quit in my eyes. Im a warrior In every sense of the word and like I said before I refuse to lose.
So consider this my official warning to you Davey and to the rest of the Awf roster. Gerik Maroda is not to be over looked or underestimated anymore. The title of Awf champion will be mine. If anyone has a problem with that they need only say the words. Cause i promise you i will answer the call every time.
Gerik shuts the camera off as the screen fades to black.
Last Edit: Mar 24, 2014 5:06:55 GMT -5 by Gerik Maroda
Davey Jones : "As a sign of goodwill, I will let you be the caretaker of Marietta's Bronze choker."
Holds his championship out to Mark.
Davey Jones : "Guard it with your life."
Cut to Mark wearing the championship belt while doing sit ups. Okay, a sit up.
Cut to Mark wearing the championship belt while walking at the mall with all the old ladies.
Cut to Mark wearing the championship belt while showering.
Cut to Mark wearing the championship belt while elbow deep in a bowl of nachos.
Cut to Mark wearing the championship belt while at some sort of convention center, quietly making his way through the crowd. In the distance, we see Johnny Depp.
Mark Force : Johnny Depp. Your time has come. For too long, people have associated *YOU* with pirates. When people think of pirates, they think of you...and your shitty movies.
Cameraman : I kinda liked those movies.
Mark Force : Yeah, me too….but that’s beside the point. The point is...when you think of pirates, you need to be thinkin’ of my pal...Davey Jones. The Devil of the Deep. The future World Champ of AWF. My best friend. My blood brother. My better half. My tag team partner. My co-member of the Super Sexy Pirate Duo. My Captain of the Flying Dutchman. My...
Welcome to this week’s episode of “Happy as a King”, exclusively on TruTV!
“The Juice” by Chance the Rapper plays over a montage of Mark Force’s greatest career moments... ...Mark Force Holding up the XPW World Title.. ...The “Old School Cool” On Apollo King... ...Making Big Bubba tap out.. ...Whipping Leeroy over the ringside barricade, and then high-fiving fans… ...Destroying a plate of nachos… ...Winning the XWA US Title… ...Being handed the Liberty Championship belt by Davey Jones… Finally, a cut to Mark’s 100$ smile… 4.bp.blogspot.com/-lH7m3aBgsAc/Tz2CkRNEwTI/AAAAAAAAAOw/YeQY_J580gg/s1600/danny-mcbride-large.jpg Man...It’s good to the be the KING.
We open to Mark Force. Captain Hungrybuns if you will. He’s smiling. And why not? Mark is living large. He’s upgraded to a new apartment. He’s purchased a super expensive pirate outfit from ebay. He used his entire paycheck from last week’s Friday Night Freedom for a super sexy first mate hat, embroidered with his name. He is currently wearing this hat, as he stands “guard” outside Davey Jones’ locker room. Of course, the Liberty Championship Belt hangs from his hips. Well...more like his belly. THen, Mark’s belly rumbles.
Mark Force : Daveyyyyy.
Smoke billows out from under the door.
Mark Force : This whole friendship thing would work a lot better if we could be in the same room together. Maybe we can get some bunk beds, and you can have a sleep-over at my place?
No answer.
Mark Force : Daveyyyyy. Can I borrow 5 bucks for some Taco Bell?
More smoke billows out from under the door. A gold coin clanks on the ground.
Mark Force : Sweet!!
Mark skips out of the arena, as the cameraman follows.
Mark Force : Oh man. I cannot wait for WrestleCade. Don’t tell Davey, but I’m gonna buy him a parrot for our one-week-friendaversary. I also can’t wait for Wrestlecade because it means Davey Jones will finally cement his place as the World Champion. If you can’t beat ‘em … join ‘em, right? I’ve got no qualms being second best. The way I see it...if we work together, there’s no way he leaves without the belt. Then, all I gotta do is convince him to let me keep this Liberty Championship...and it’s smooth sailing. Ha! Literally!
Cameraman : You’re cool with getting your face stung by a black scorpion?
Mark Force : I’m old school. After we kick everyone’s asses. I’ll find a way to eliminate myself without ruining the moneymaker. If not...sure...I’ll take a scorpion sting for my pal, Davey.
A kid in a Van Gorgeous T-Shirt walks by and jumps in front of the TruTV cameraman, screaming obscenities and yelling about how amazing Van Gorgeous is…
Mark Force : Van Gorgeous. Heh. His name is correct. That man is gorgeous. The long, beautiful blonde hair. The muscles. He’s dreamy. I can’t wait to throw his sweaty body around that ring. His looks won’t get him through Wrestlecade. I don’t know what this business is with his brother getting killed in some sort of match similar to ours, and frankly I don’t care. Whether it be from some old school suplexes, headlocks, sidewalk slams...or something from Davey’s vast repertoire...he’s history.
Mark gets to Taco Bell, and orders 5 soft tacos and pays with the gold coin given to him by Davey. Mark starts to devour the tacos on the walk back to the arena. Grease is dripping from his gross mouth, and gets stuck in his beard. He wipes the grease off, and uses it to slick back his majestic mullet.
[Commercial Break]
When we return from commercial break, Mark is sitting in Mike Griggs’ Radio Studio.
Mike Griggs : Folks ,if youre just tuning in, Im sitting here with AWF Superstar Mark Force. We talked about his personal life. We talked about his history. Now it’s time to talk about the future. Lets talk about the whole reason for this visit. THIS WEEKEND. WRESTLECADE! How are you feelin’?
Mark Force : Mike, I’m feeling good. That’s how I’m feeling. Davey Jones and I are a team. We’ve got a bond. Every other man in the ring this weekend will be out for himself. Davey and I have each other. The Super Sexy Pirate Duo is not just 2 guys who happen to be super sexy pirates. We’re accomplished wrestlers. Davey Jones is an absolute monster. That’s why I decided to form the Super Sexy Pirate Duo with him. It’s also why I am working *for* him. I don’t want the title. I’m happy with this *he pats the Liberty Championship*. Davey calls it Marietta’s Bronze Choker. Im banking on the fact that Davey will see what an awesome, handsome teammate I am...and let me keep it after we win him that title.
Mike Griggs : 2 months ago you were damn near homeless...and now you’re willing to give up a shot at the World Title?
Mark Force : Thats what best friends are for. You remember how awesome “The Flock” was? Or, Ted DiBiase’s enforcer Virgil? The nWo enforcer Vincent? There’s no shame in being part of a team. Plus, Im better than all those guys because Davey is my BFF. He said he *might* play Battleship with me later.
Mike Griggs : Lets hit the phones for a few questions for our guest, Mark Force. Caller! YOURE ON THE MIC WITH MIKE!
Caller : Mark Force. You’re an out of shape, past his prime, has-been. You have absolutely nothing to offer Davey. He’s going to turn on you first chance he gets. Once that happens, who are you worried most about in that ring? Besides Davey and the scorpions?
Mark Force : Buddy, Davey and I are tight. He even let me see his locker room the other day. I’m holding on to and PROTECTING his Liberty Championship. Davey trusts me ...and I trust him, with my body and my heart.
Caller : GAY
Mark Force : To answer your question , though. Nobody. I mean, these other dudes are decent in-ring...but if I’m a washed-up has-been...what does it say about these other guys? Depending on who you ask, I’m the second-best worker signed to AWF. Gerik Maroda is cool and what-not. He seems nice. I’d like to have coffee with him. I don’t *want* to shove his face into a scorpion...but I will. Especially after that whole incident where he broke in to Davey’s locker room. I send all my best friends signed pictures of myself. I send one to my mommy every year, too. Gerik, dont be jealous….I can send you some tasteful nudes as well. Just understand that I only want to be friends.
Mike Griggs : Next caller! YOURE ON THE MIC WITH MIKE! Caller : Yo, did you see that stuff with Skullcrusher?! Dude is trying to become immune to scorpion venom!
Mike Griggs : I saw that on youtube! That was bonkers.
Mark Force : Listen, in my younger years...I took a lot of disgusting things to my face. Im not proud, but hey. Id be lying if I said I wasn’t scared … I dont like bugs, scorpions, snakes, men who don’t call the next day, or beavers.
Mike Griggs : Beavers?
Mark Force : Yeah. Can I say fuck?
Mike Griggs : We’re on delay, so you’re fine.
Mark Force : Fuck Beavers. Anywho, so, Skullcrusher can build up his tolerance all he wants. I have no need to do so. Davey has got my back.
Post by Apollo King on Mar 27, 2014 14:02:45 GMT -5
Apollo King arrives at an autograph signing and is interviewed by a local TV station.
Man - Hello Mr. King. My name is Earl Scott with WDCP Channel 7 here in Washington, D.C. Thanks for your time.
Apollo King - Sure no problem.
Earl Scott - Well AWF has a huge PPV this week called Wrestlecade correct?
Apollo King - Yes indeed.
Earl Scott - So from what I hear you're part of a match never before seen. So crazy in fact that DirecTV has refused to allow it's subscribers the option to order the event.
Apollo King - Everything you stated is 100% fact. The AWF has brought upon us a match with dangerous consequences. Someone in fact could die.
Earl Scott - Die?
Apollo King - Scorpions my friend will be given the liberty to sting and inject their venom into six talents on the AWF roster.
Earl Scott - Scorpions? You're kidding right?
Apollo King - No sir. Did you see the rules?
Earl Scott - No.
Apollo King pulls out his phone and goes to the AWF website and shows Earl Scott the following information from the website.
At Friday Night Freedom CEO Damon Stabler made a huge announcement concerning the main event for WrestleCade, AWF's premier Pay Per View come March 28th. When it was announced that the AWF World Title will be decided in the first ever Devil's Den Match! Seven AWF Superstars will have a chance to win the gold. Here's the concept and rules of the match. A round enclosed cage will surround the ring. The structure itself is 20ft high, 40 ft in diameter, weighs over 15 tons. The structure itself is made of steel, glass, and chain! The base of the cage will also be on FIRE!!! Hanging from the top of the cage will be several free swinging chains. These can be used for wrestlers to swing and drop down on their opponents. Locked within the confines of the structure will be chairs, tables, ladders, trash cans, baseball bats, lightbulbs, kendo sticks, sledgehammers, 2 x 4's, brass knuckles, bag of spikes, bag of thumb tacks!!! Also inside this ring you'll find that four aquariums will be placed in each corner, and barbed wire will be used to secure the aquarium into the corner. Inside each aquariums you'll find twelve black scorpions!! Yes each aquarium will contain a dozen scorpions!!! And this match will have elimination rules. Their is only one way to be eliminated. Not by pinfall, Not by countout, Not by DQ! First the wrestler must be bleeding. I don't care if their head is busted wide open, or if their spitting up blood. Then and only then can that man be eliminated. And they way you eliminate someone is.... you must stick their face inside one of these four aquariums, and have their FACE! Not a hand, not a foot, their FACE get stung by one of the black scorpions!!
Apollo King - Now you understand?
Earl Scott - Dear God in heaven!!
Apollo King - Shit just got real.
Earl Scott - No wonder, holy crazy stuff.
Apollo King - Well I'm a busy man what are your questions?
Earl Scott - Well how do you prepare for such a match?
Apollo King - Well there's no handbook on something like this. I just need to be on my toes and ready to defend myself.
Earl Scott - Yeah I'd say. Thoughts on your opponent?
Apollo King - In a match like this I can't get caught up with who my opponents are because anyone no matter who it is could catch me sleeping and cause me to get stung. My biggest issue is to make sure I worry about myself. I need to be alert and ready. I need to be on my A+ Player Game.
Earl Scott - Well thank you for your time.
Apollo King - No problem
Earl Scott - Thanks to Apollo King for joining us, For WDCP Channel 7 I'm Earl Scott.
Gerik Maroda: Unfortunately I think its safe to say the fed has died.
Apr 25, 2014 16:23:32 GMT -5
Maximilian Price (Co-Owner): Sorry have not been on but real life has been a little crazy. As for AWF if Gerik and other want it you can have it. I will get a hold of Damon so he can turn it over to you guys. I just came to the conclusion that after 20+yrs in this game I just don't...
Apr 25, 2014 18:15:29 GMT -5
Maximilian Price (Co-Owner): love it like I use to. Hell I don't even love wrestling like I use to. I really wanted to try but it's just not in me anymore. So You can have AWF and run it like you want to. Thanks and good luck.
Apr 25, 2014 18:16:47 GMT -5
Van Gorgeous: RIP AWF it was fun while it lasted, nice to work with and meet you all.
Apr 25, 2014 19:20:34 GMT -5
Christy Champion: Gerik are you gonna take over?
Apr 25, 2014 23:21:45 GMT -5
Gerik Maroda: I thought Davey was gonna be fed head? I would still like to be apart of everything of course. I hate that Justice and Larkin have left I'm not sure how we can get a hold of them.
Apr 26, 2014 10:58:17 GMT -5
Christy Champion: If you join another fed send me a link?
Apr 26, 2014 18:45:21 GMT -5
Gerik Maroda: I would like to stick with Awf I messaged Davey on Facebook waiting for a reply about whether he wants to be head guy or not still.
Apr 27, 2014 13:48:28 GMT -5
gagemartin: Gerik, email me and we can chat. I would be interesting in taking over if it was a group effort.
Apr 28, 2014 8:32:30 GMT -5
brycejustice: Hey guys, it's Brad (AKA: Bryce Justice). I re-registered after seeing the latest site news. You can reach me at onecomputergeek@yahoo.com in case my IP address is banned again and I'm not welcome.
Apr 30, 2014 10:19:26 GMT -5
Gerik Maroda: What up Bryce we might be able to get the fed back up after all. And Gage you can message me on here anytime. Unfortunately guys Davey told me he wasn't going to be able to be fed head.
May 1, 2014 12:35:40 GMT -5
brycejustice: My home IP address is still banned, so I can only log on elsewhere unless they choose to fix that.
May 8, 2014 14:13:41 GMT -5
brycejustice: Well, I guess this place is officially dead...I told you the poor ownership here would end the site, Gerik.
May 19, 2014 8:51:41 GMT -5
brycejustice: I won't be returning, it's just not going to work. Good luck everyone.
May 19, 2014 8:52:15 GMT -5
Mark Force: Bummer, bummer, bummer. Good luck, all
May 20, 2014 15:27:22 GMT -5
Hells Bouncer: im back and wanting to play
May 28, 2014 22:25:16 GMT -5
Gerik Maroda: Awf how I miss you. Smh
Jun 27, 2014 18:21:56 GMT -5
Apr 25, 2014 19:20:34 GMT -5
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This match is similar to the one that killed my twin brother Harold in another company , but this one is like ten times worse. I mean my brother deserved to die for trying to assume my identity, but that's beyond the point.
